Monday, September 15, 2008

Brace yourself.

If you're a Republican, you're an idiot. If you're a fundamentalist (Christian or otherwise) you're an idiot. That is all.

P.S. If you feel the need to argue, feel free. However, you will lose, because as I mentioned before, you're an idiot.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Wow.  It has been a long time since I have posted here.  I should revive this blog.  Not that anyone cares.  I'm still full of things to bitch about, but I guess I just got tired of it.  Plus, I play World of Warcraft now, and I'm in school.  Maybe that's why.  Oh well, fuck it.  I'll post when I feel like it.  So there.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Fuck the United States Military in its Entirety!

I don't even know where to begin. Fuck the Air Force. Fuck the Army. Fuck the Navy. Fuck the Marines. What the hell, fuck the Coast Guard too. Since day one I have hated being in the military. I was never a good fit. But now I've had it. I have absolutely fucking had it.

Today Susan had her second ultrasound because she was measuring big. Ultrasounds are always a special event for us. We enjoy every opportunity to see our baby, and it's usually followed by a trip to Outback to celebrate. Our little ritual.

Well leave it to the soul-sucking military to turn a happy, joyous event like having a child into a horrific ordeal. When they called Susan's name, we both got up to go back, and the woman halted us, gave me a nasty look, and said, "You can't go back, sir." I was like what the fuck! A new policy, it seems, prevents husbands from being present to see their children on ultrasounds. Un...fucking....believable. We were just in there a month ago, and I was allowed back, no questions asked. All of Matt's ultrasounds, no problem. Even Gabriel, which is a whole other story, I was there. Susan was even by my side when I had an ultrasound on my gallbladder. So why all of a sudden did they abitrarily decide to violate my rights as a father and a husband? Well I heard 2 different versions, neither of which means shit to me. First, I heard that a woman complained that she couldn't accompany her husband, saying it's unfair that husbands can go with their wives for a prenatal ultrasound. If that's true, then that selfish CUNT ruined it for everyone. That felt so good I'll repeat it. CUNT.

The second story was that a husband and wife went for an ultrasound and when the gestational age was determined, the husband did the math and figured out that the child was concieved while he was deployed, and went apeshit, as a result they banned husbands. If that one's true, I don't blame the husband, I blame that wreckless whore for spreading her legs while the guy was gone. But above all I blame the military, for once again fucking the whole for the mistakes of the few.

And you know what really pisses me off? This army sergeant TWAT came in the room and put her hand on Susan's leg, and said, "I won't let you go through this alone." I wish Susan would have told that fucking assbag to go fuck herself. I couldn't be in there, but some other bitch could? Fuck me!

I have absolutely had it with the goddamn military. They take the fun out of everything, even having a baby, which is supposed to be the happiest, most cherished event in a couple's lives. To add insult to injury, after all this bullshit, we still get to deliver at MCG. When Matt was born we were the only family in there that was a stable, loving family, and wasn't on a methadone drip. Seriously. The place is where crack whores and welfare mothers go. That's how much the military thinks of us.

So summing up, all you military assholes reading this: FUCK YOU. Fuck your families, fuck your mothers. You mean shit to me. You've ruined my life and I can't wait to be rid of you. And as much as I hate you, my wife hates you more. She didn't even sign on the dotted line and her life has been shit too, thanks to you.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

National debt is not a money tree! - Senate permits national debt to grow to $9 trillion - Mar 16, 2006

This is impressive. The upper crust of this country actually thinks they can continue to sink us into the red. If the government can just up their debt limit at will, why can't I? I can't pay my bills. I need more dough. Why the hell can't I boost my limit? At what point will we no longer be able to stretch the limit? Will it happen before we get Bush out of office? Will we ever recover from what he has done to us? Doubtful. The United States' days as the hegemon are numbered. The day will soon come when we are enslaved to China.

That's right. China. Speak Chinese? Better learn it. Because the United States has foolishly turned its economy into a service economy. We make very few goods, and turn our natural resources over to China, so they can make the things we should be making ourselves. When we go broke, we'll be at their mercy. Few will be able to afford basic necessities, and no one knows how to farm anymore. Thanks Bush for fucking us all over you colossal fucking RETARD!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Republican woman president my ass. - Laura Bush: U.S. ready for a woman president - Mar 14, 2006

So the dumbest piece of shit woman on the face of the planet has said the U.S. is ready for a woman president- a Republican woman.

Huh?? What would a Republican woman do? Especially Rice, who they're surely going to send forward. Republican women stand by their men, and she has no man to stand by. It will be anarchy! Seriously though. I will vote for Hillary if she runs. Without a doubt. Hillary Clinton gets on my nerves. She's a stone cold bitch, and that's why I'll vote for her. Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed to make sure Hillary isn't under there. She will take this country where it needs to go, without even having to think about it.

Fun with alliterations

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Republicans are idiots.

The title speaks for itself. I'm not going to back this statement up with a supporting anecdote because if you need proof, you're a republican, and you're too stupid to understand. Now go watch Fox News.

Oh, nice guest speaker by the way. Looks like they took Deebo and gave him a lobotomy and a 3-piece suit.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006


Since when do Americans go to jail over a t-shirt?

So Cindy Sheehan is in the clink for wearing a shirt with a number on it. What number? 2,245. The number of dead Americans Bushy sent to the slaughter over a lie. Over oil. Over revenge for Daddy. We're approaching the number that died on 9/11. Iraq is still in turmoil. No WMDs. No cheap oil even. I can't even say that 2,245 people died so I can drive to Atlanta for less than 40 bucks. Why has the number gotten that big? Stubbornness? Pride? Ego? All of the above.

First Helen Thomas loses her front seat in the press room, now Cindy Sheehan loses her freedom. Why? Because Bush is the poster boy for Bible-thumping conservative assholes in this country. You know, the ones that wear suit with that stupid fucking American flag pin, which is secret code for "I'm a stuck up asshole and I have my wife in check." Conservative men make sure conservative women know their place. It's a theme throughout history. Salem witch trials. Anne Hutchinson. Outspoken women that go against men in power pay dearly.

If you think about it though, Bush had to arrest her. She was a threat. All threats go to jail, right? They wouldn't let a Pakistani with an RPG in would they? Well she has a weapon far more powerful: a question. Why did you send my son to die? That's all. He can't face the question, or the answer. Especially not now when most of the country actually believes he's a dumbfuck. Cindy Sheehan had to be taken down.

I will be very surprised if this fascist cabal doesn't throw the book at her and keep her locked up for at least a year. Goddamn George Bush and Goddamn a country that will violate the civil rights of a woman that has paid the ultimate price for this country's faulty policies. Cindy Sheehan is a hero! Free Cindy!