Thursday, March 16, 2006

National debt is not a money tree! - Senate permits national debt to grow to $9 trillion - Mar 16, 2006

This is impressive. The upper crust of this country actually thinks they can continue to sink us into the red. If the government can just up their debt limit at will, why can't I? I can't pay my bills. I need more dough. Why the hell can't I boost my limit? At what point will we no longer be able to stretch the limit? Will it happen before we get Bush out of office? Will we ever recover from what he has done to us? Doubtful. The United States' days as the hegemon are numbered. The day will soon come when we are enslaved to China.

That's right. China. Speak Chinese? Better learn it. Because the United States has foolishly turned its economy into a service economy. We make very few goods, and turn our natural resources over to China, so they can make the things we should be making ourselves. When we go broke, we'll be at their mercy. Few will be able to afford basic necessities, and no one knows how to farm anymore. Thanks Bush for fucking us all over you colossal fucking RETARD!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Republican woman president my ass. - Laura Bush: U.S. ready for a woman president - Mar 14, 2006

So the dumbest piece of shit woman on the face of the planet has said the U.S. is ready for a woman president- a Republican woman.

Huh?? What would a Republican woman do? Especially Rice, who they're surely going to send forward. Republican women stand by their men, and she has no man to stand by. It will be anarchy! Seriously though. I will vote for Hillary if she runs. Without a doubt. Hillary Clinton gets on my nerves. She's a stone cold bitch, and that's why I'll vote for her. Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed to make sure Hillary isn't under there. She will take this country where it needs to go, without even having to think about it.

Fun with alliterations

Coulter conveys corrosive conservative commentary, concealing corruption colleagues committed; crazy Caesarist cackler crows cacophony contradicting Constitution; conservative cable channel's cameras constantly cover Coulter's cranially-connected caudal-cleavage convulsing, consequently catering copious crowds containing coprophagous cohorts.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Republicans are idiots.

The title speaks for itself. I'm not going to back this statement up with a supporting anecdote because if you need proof, you're a republican, and you're too stupid to understand. Now go watch Fox News.

Oh, nice guest speaker by the way. Looks like they took Deebo and gave him a lobotomy and a 3-piece suit.